Saturday, October 16, 2010

Woe is me!!

I am in the depths of despair! Well I am now, I wasn't before while I was at the football field chasing my squeaky ball. But now that I'm home again, I've been lying on my bed and looking sad and hurt at my upright in the hopes of convincing her that its all WRONG!!

I don't think looking sad is going to work so I'm here to tell you how mean my upright is. It's been raining cats and even dogs here for a couple of days now, so everything is very wet and muddy. I have been holding on for hours and then rushing out to the back court yard and tippy toeing on the concrete when I need to pee or poop. Ick, its all wet on my tooties out there. For those of you who are wondering, wet, muddy football fields are completely different. Don't ask me why, they just are OK!

This morning my upright checked out the website for my favorite place in the whole world, Diggers Herding and K9 Education. Here is the web address: http://herding.webs.com/ They have a facebook page where there are even pictures of me. You can't miss me, I'm the big, hairy, grey and white, gorgeous dog. Well, they said its a bit muddy there, so what, what's a bit of mud. Apparently its black, volcanic, clay mud, well that sounds like it'd probably be very good for my skin. I think I should be out there right now, chasing sheep and improving my complexion.

But NO, my upright says that clay stains and it will be too big a job to get me clean, so we are not going. Patooie who cares! Dirt should never stop a girl from having fun, I say. But seeing as I can't drive I'm stuck here.

Oh well, I hope you're all having a fun weekend and that you have some sheep handy where there is no mud. I am off to stare at the cat now. As soon as I've stared him into running, I will pretend he is a sheep and herd him a bit. Problem is he keeps getting behind the gate where I can't reach him.


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