Why was I not invited to my Mum's birthday dinner?!
She and my Dad went to a spiffy restaurant on the beach last night. I hear that they sat on a balcony in the balmy breeze watching the ships coming in and out of the bay and sipping champagne cocktails.
Well it's not acceptable! I have no idea what a champagne cocktail tastes like and that's my point really. How am I to find out if I'm not invited? So there was a dress code, I could have put a new bow in my topknot. There was prime Angus steak and lamb cutlets for Pete's sake, how is it possible that I should miss out on that?
I am not amused!
PS there better be a birthday dinner when it's my birthday or I'll have to consider a complaint to the RSPCA!
I agree with you 1000% tiggie!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat were they thinking???? Going out for a night of fun and leaving you at home???? Maybe they just forgot you??? Never mind...NOT possible!!! Don't they realize that they would have gotten the best table on the dock with you with them??? And, I know you....you would have laid politely, under the linened table, only to pup your cute head up to 'sample' the cowsteak AND the sheepmeat!!!!!
I you decide to send a protest letter to the RSPCA, just sign my name!!
I am in your corner, tigerl~~~~ We cuties have to stick together!!!
It is US against THEM!!!!!! LUV ya~~~~